January 2011
I have a question...
I was in Forever 21 earlier today trying to repress my obsessive-compulsive tendencies and I asked myself (out loud actually; it’s so goddamn loud in there, it’s hard to think):
If someone was murdered in Forever 21, how long would it take someone to notice?
That store is so unorganized. There is stuff all over the floors. It’s a work out stepping over things and around...
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December 2010
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Another New Year's Eve, another blah night.
In my 20 years of living, I have been to probably three New Years parties and they were all mediocre at best. One year, I actually tried to live on the edge a little and everyone was like, “What the fuck is wrong with you Shelby? Can’t you just have fun watching the ball drop on TV?” Fuck that shit.
Besides, everyone is out of town at their colleges so I wouldn’t have a...
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Community- S02E06 "Conspiracy Theories and...
Abed: Once Troy: Upon Abed: A Troy: Time Abed: There Troy: Was Abed: A Troy: Big Abed: Spaceship Troy: And Abed: Aliens Troy: And Abed: Mercenaries Troy: And (very interested) Abed: War Troy: And (more interested) Abed: Betrayal Troy: And!? Abed: Romance? Troy: And (less interested) Abed: Karate! Troy: AND Abed: Credits! Troy: The Abed: End. Troy: We should write a screenplay together! Abed: Cool....
Newly employed
Now my mom can get off my back about finding a job. I was unemployed for two months. She needed to relax.
Anyway, I had my interview on Wednesday with a Central Florida matchmaking service. There were lots of people being interviewed there so I was a little nervous and feeling a little less confident. But my interview went very well and I was much more sure of myself after receiving so many...
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“I grew up in Queens and New Jersey. I started doing children’s theater when I...”
– Jesse Eisenberg
I would loooooooove to sit down and have a conversation with him.
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30 Days of Film- Day 1
The best film you saw that came out over the past year:
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Ramona Flowers: This is good garlic bread. Scott Pilgrim: Yeah, I think garlic bread would have to be my favourite all-time food. I could eat it for every meal. Or just constantly, without stopping. Ramona Flowers: Then you’d get fat. Scott Pilgrim: No, why would I get fat? Ramona Flowers:...
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Jesse Eisenberg looks like the kind of guy who knows how to treat a woman right. I’m watching Adventureland and he just has this amazing look in his eyes all the time that says, “I want to take care of you and give you everything.” I am swooning right now. That look could be the death of me.
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If Blue Valentine doesn’t show up in a local theater within the next week, I am going to have a panic attack. I should have just gone with Nick to see it back in October at the film festival. Darn you mom for visiting then!
The Roots – Radio Daze (Feat. Blu, P.O.R.N., Dice... →
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Watch328 Stories, Nowness
Joining Tumblr
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is joining Tumblr. Most of you on here are idiots that have nothing better to do other than anonymously put others down and post stupid gifs all day long. Do yourself a favor and spend your time learning some kind of a skill rather than clutter up the Internet all damn day. Use the time you spend creating gifs to do something useful.
[Male, 19]
I...
I think if I really put my mind to it, I could...
To the 16-year-old and younger kids on Tumblr...
What makes you so interesting that that 100+ people want to recommend you? Pretty much all you kids do is post other people’s pictures and scandalous pictures of yourselves.
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Trying to Re-Use a Condom
mybiggestregretever:
My biggest regret ever is trying to re-use a condom. It broke during sex and I’m really worried I might have gotten the girl pregnant.
[Male, 20]
Who the fuck keeps condoms after the first use? That is just disgusting. Where do you put it until you use it again? Have you considered that it is moist inside the condom which is the perfect place for bacteria to grow?
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My dearest Girl,
This moment I have set myself to copy some verses out fair. I cannot proceed with any degree of content. I must write you a line or two and see if that will assist in dismissing you from my Mind for ever so short a time. Upon my Soul I can think of nothing else - The time is passed when I had power to advise and warn you against the...
When you live over a thousand miles away, it could...
In the last couple weeks, I have watched several movies that have almost given me a heart attack and made me wish I had just died when I had the chance. I just finished watching Bright Star and as beautiful as it was, it only made my heart break even more. At least John Keats was still in love with Fanny Brawne when he died.
Back then, long distance was very common in relationships. Lovers...
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“I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think...”
– Kurt Vonnegut
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I just don’t know what to do with myself I don’t know what to do with myself planning everything for two doing everything with you and now that we’re through I just don’t know what to do I just don’t know what to do with myself I don’t know what to do with myself movies only make me sad parties make me feel as bad cause I’m not with you I just...
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Does Natalie Portman weigh enough to have a child?
She was just so goddamn thin in Black Swan. She’s so smart though, so I’m sure she handling this pregnancy very well. Congrats to her! May her future children be gorgeous and just as great as she is.