February 2011
January 2011
All of my dreams are about you, but I always wake...
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Something you didn't know about me:
I plan on being in the Peace Corp. for at least a year. Hopefully, I can do it after college. I don’t know what I would like to do specifically, but the idea of being a teacher for impoverished children sounds very rewarding to me. I still have several years until then which should be plenty of time to figure it out. To be honest, I’ll just go wherever I am needed.
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Me: Hey.
Colin: Hey.
Me: Guess what.
Colin: Gay slut?
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Anonymous asked: You have an incredibly lovely bum.
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They’re naked the whole time, but they keep it classy.
– My brother, Jimmy, talking about The Human Centipede.
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I'm listening to my brother describe "The Human...
Way to ruin my day. Gonna go barf now.
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I'm on Tumblr at work. I AM SO COOL!!!!
More like so bored. Not even that, I was dying to talk to a certain someone and couldn’t wait another two hours.
when you're in love.
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SNL with Jesse Eisenberg tonight!!!!!!
I’ll be on the phone with this amazingly good looking guy and watching another on my television. Perfection.
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Colin: Why the fuck would I know if New York is bigger than Chicago? I'm not a geologist.
Why are you so perfect?
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Oh, and I love how mapquest tells me I can get to...
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When in reality, it’s about a two hour drive.
19.5 for me. I wish there was teleportation available that wouldn’t kill me.
Ultimate sadness.
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Couldn't resist transcribing this.
Colin: (burps)
Shelby: Gross.
Colin: You love it. I'm such a dirty slut.
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Kim Kardashian Not Noticed For Over Fifteen...
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I want to lose three pounds.
More like 300.
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I wish I appreciated my body more when I was...
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because it was pretty much perfect, and now it’s covered in scars and I have no chance of loving it.
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Patterns of Speech: 75 Years of the State of the... →
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